The Flying Coffee Bean sausage roll review

The Flying Coffee Bean sausage roll

About The Flying Coffee Bean

The Flying Coffee Bean is a kiosk in the main concourse of Brighton Station. There are usually a few people queuing there for coffee, before heading through the ticket barriers to a waiting train. Service is efficient and the coffee is good, the smell of which fills the air. I stopped there before taking the train to London and then Liverpool for a stag do. With stomach lining in mind and a long journey ahead, I bought a sausage roll and wished I hadn’t.


Address

Brighton Station, Queens Rd, Brighton BN1 3XP


1. Appearance

Did the sausage roll look appetising? Was it lovingly displayed in the shop window?

I had high hopes as there were mini ovens for keeping food warm but the sausage roll was stone cold and sad looking when handed over.

4/10


2. Price

How much did you pay for it? Was it good value for money?

£3.70. This was disappointing as the shop they come from sells them fresh at £2.50.

1/10


3. Packaging

Was it carefully wrapped? Did it arrive home intact?

Paper and plastic bag with lots of grease transfer. It was clearly packaged whilst still warm.

5/10


4. Weight

Did it have a satisfying weight? Was it reassuringly dense?

It had a good weight but the experience was already tainted by this point.

6/10


5. Warmth

Was it warm and ready to eat or cold on arrival?

Stone cold with no offer to heat it up.

1/10


6. Pastry

Was it buttery and flaky? Did it hold together?

This roll was at least a day old. Most of the pastry was dry and ended up at the bottom of the bag. Very disappointing.

2/10


7. Quality of meat or filling

Was the filling substantial or did you mainly chew air?

Good filling but it needed to be warmed. It ended up tasting homogeneous and claggy.

6/10


8. Flavour

Was the sausage roll delicious and well-seasoned?

As above.

6/10


9. Satisfaction

Were you left satisfied or wanting more?

Very disappointing, verging on upsetting.

1/10


10. Bonus Points

Did anything warrant bonus points? Eg. a little pot of mustard or friendly service from the staff?

No mustard offered and no heating. Waste of money.

1/10


Sausage roll rating

33/100


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